primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

5 months ago // 623,986 notes

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

6 months ago // 591,246 notes

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeenarchives)

6 months ago // 467,058 notes

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

6 months ago // 476,616 notes

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

6 months ago // 375,233 notes