primadonnas:

SO I GET HOME AND THERE’S THIS RANDOM KID ON MY COUCH AND HE’S LIKE ‘ALRIGHT MAN I DON’T WANNA HURT U JUST PUT UR STUFF DOWN AND GET ON THE GROUND I JUST WANT UR MONEY’ AND I FUCKIN ALMOST PUKED I WAS LIKE “OMG PLS NO I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY I’M ONLY 15” THEN HE WAS LIKE “NAH MAN I’M JUST FUCKIN WITH U I’M UR BROTHER’S FRIEND HE’S IN THE SHOWER I’M JUST WAITIN FOR HIM”

7 months ago // 688,143 notes

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

8 months ago // 736,661 notes

windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

(Source: vampirequeenarchives)

8 months ago // 564,258 notes

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

8 months ago // 539,427 notes

catswithbenefits:

ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago

8 months ago // 431,747 notes